Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Dear Diary,
I have a very interesting yet sad story to tell. It started off with a same, old boring school day routine. During lunch period, I had a craving for Sirlon STEAK and so I decided to order one. The conversation are as follows :
Me : "Eh Ben Ben, eating what?"
Ben : "Dunno leh, you?"
Me : "Want eat the erm..that time you order the Sirlon STEAK mah?"
Ben : "Ok lor let's go"
Me : "So Qi Jia, eating cutlet with fries again right?"
Qi Jia : "Yeah"
Me : ( Mind format ) "Qi Jia pro sia, no sian of that order >.>"
~Might not be accurate due to human memory error~ ( Don't blame me...I'm human too...Just smarter XD )
Before I continue and get all of you wondering "What the fish is the point of everything this crapper is trying to get us to understand", I am a Buddhist and so I cannot eat BEEF.
Now if this still dosen't clears up the whole chord of confusion in your head....then I shall apply a new explanation in simpler primary school terms.
"Buddhist cannot EAT BEEF and STEAK is made of BEEF".
If there is still a problem in understanding the sentence I typed above, then I shall apply the Caveman language.
"Me is Buddhist, Me no eat BEEF, STEAK is BEEF, Me no eat STEAK".
IF you're still unsure of what I'm saying, just continue reading this post for the next 1 minute or so and waste it all just for me =].
So where was I...Oh ya, and so, I happily gobbled down the whole plate of Sirlon STEAK with Rice and Fries.
It was not until dinnertime did someone mentioned my mistake.
~~~~~Conversation~~~~~
Me : "Eh Boon, kia kia let's go."
Boon : "What you eating? Beef again ar?"
Me : "You talking what? I Buddhist where got eat beef one"
Boon : "This afternoon leh? the steak you eat? not beef ar?"
So I stand there like a dumbfounded fishass with my mouth wide open for like 1 minute. Believe it or not, nothing was racing through my mind at that period of time. And so, I confirmed this "theory" that steak is beef with Ben and OMG I JUST GOT SERVED!
Ok ok, so Diary, you might now be all "why I am telling you this? it's only beef >.>".
Yeah, I know it's only beef and all but the point is that I have a strong loyalty and thus when it is said that Buddhist cannot eat beef, I won't even touch them. And so, from young I haven't eaten a slightest portion of beef til now! I HAVE BROKEN BUDDHIST LAW! Hahas, pretty random.
So yeah, it's that I tried so hard to keep myself away from beef and here I am, fishing down the whole plate. Great job jackass.
~~Totally Random~~
I would also like to thank Ben for helping me into HR3 in Monster Hunter. Eventhough he has already claimed that HR4 is a no go for me and he has yet to master up his skills to help me, I still appreciate his help into colouring my name PURPLE! =].
There you have it, a post and just a post. Not a sign post but a blog post. Not a lamp post but a blog post. Not a mail post but a blog post. Not a postman but a postteen.
That's all~
Next time then Diary.
Jojo, "Lala Lala Lala Lala, Jojo's World."- You think you cute huh?- Ht's trademark.
